DEAR SANTA, SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I EVER SAW

SHE SMELLS LIKE SPRING FLOWERS. BUT SHE SEEMS SO LONELY

I KNOW I COULD MAKE HER HAPPY IF I ONLY HAD THE CHANCE

I'VE BEEN EXTRA GOOD THIS YEAR, SO PLEASE SANTA GIVE HER TO ME

SIGNED BILLY

ELF: A LOVE POTION? NO SANTA BUT I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER, WATCH THIS"

ELF:" OBEY"

ELF:" HYPNOSIS!! ISN'T IT GREAT? THEY DON'T REMEMBER A THING AND THEY DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT"

ELF:" AND I MEAN EVERYTHING

SARA:"I KNOW BRAD WILL CALL IT'S NOT TO LATE I'LL JUST STAY UP AND WATCH SOME T.V."

CARRIE:" NOW YOU RUN OFF TO BED OR SANTA WON'T COME!"

CARRIE:" DON'T YOU MOVE YOU SICK PERVERT! BREAKING IN TO A DEFENSELESS WOMAN'S HOUSE AND...LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THIS PACKAGE"

SANTA:" HO HO HO... THAT HORNY LITTLE ELF MUST HAVE SENT OUT MORE THAN ON PACKAGE THIS YEAR"

SANTA:" THEN HE COULD COME BACK AND...LET'S SEE IF IT WORKS"

SANTA:" HO HO HO IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO WASTE YOU

SANTA:" HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RIDE TO THE NORTH POLE"

SARA:" I KNEW IT BRAD WAS HERE!"

SARA:" YESSS MASTER"

BILLY:" I KNOW IT HAS TO BE HERE"

BILLY:" HERE IT IS, INSTRUCTIONS HYPNO LOVE DOLL"

SARA:" WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FIRST BILLY"

BILLY:"YOU GO TO SLEEP AND I'LL DO THE REST"

SANTA:"I WONDER WHO ELSE GOT A PACKAGE. PROBABLY SOME SUPER MODEL